That’s disgusting. I need to stop drinking water and just start drinking twinkie juice.
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if your head isn’t in the game
where is it
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- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry mychild. lay down as i sing to you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: TELL ME I'M A SCREWED UP MESS THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN
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take-a-ride-on-your-disco-dick:
Starships
oh my god is back im crying
- Teacher: Schools almost over
- Teacher: and this is crazy
- Teacher: but here's three projects
- Teacher: due friday
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The Titanic theme played on the recorder.
Ohmygod.
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